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5:04pm: i havent updated in ages....

lastnight we were waiting for a taxi outside of burger king or whatever at 4am after a night of doing the sitting at a booth at the jolly poacher solving the problems with the world thing... a group of drunk girls walked past... or tried to walk past drunk and in their heals, one stopped and said "it takes 14 muscles to frown"... and.. it takes so much more energy for you to stop and point that out to me than it would to've just kept going.....

i also got a copy of star wars jedi outcast from a friend so i've somewhat started computer gaming and i found out i can play it online.. like killing other star wars geeks online and such.. so i connected up my 56 k internet conection and... rocked with my 600 ping... i got banned from a server because i got killed and was waiting to "rtespawn" and typing in stuff like "beam me up darth vader" which angered some of the more extreme star wars nerds and so they started typing back that i was a homo and that " 'beam me up' is from star trek" i also got called a newbie quite profusely and "pwned" quite abit...
i walked up to a fellow combatant and extinguished my light saber and typed in "strike me down.. and your journy to the dark side will be complete".. so he killed me and typed in "lol" it entertained me for 15 minutes...

11:52pm: the comedy terrorist
another time when we were in kmart and Rosealie was working i picked up one of their paging phones and said "security monitor aisle 9, Rosalie's working again"

she has a bung eye

4:21am: star wars action figure collecting
so last year when the "otc" = original trilogy collection... stuff was out in full glory.. i was on an action figure buying run.. and stopped off at kmart for my last "run" of the night, it was near closing and the store was dead, fuck it.. i think Rosalie was working.. i walked down the action figure aisle and there's this guy standing infront of the star wars stuff, so i just looked at other stuff waiting for him to finish, after a few minutes i hear this dude mumbling so i looked over at him and he's this thirty, thirty five year old.. pale stone washed jeans, thick glassess.. balding.. fucking ninja turtles tshirt wearing i presume star wars action figure collector... well he's still mumbling.. or talking while hes holding a figure i dismis it as thinking hes probably calculating wheather or not he has enough money in his bank account to buy it or not... but after a few seconds he holds the figure up to his face, like close enough for the bubble to touch his glassess... hes just stareing at it.. and i don't know what the fucks going on... he proceeds to kiss the bubble like the whole with tongue and everything, he then lowers the figure and puts his right hand into his pocket and pulls out a box cutter knife and slices the bubble like a two or three inch cut, he then takes out a piece of paper out of his pocket and slides it into the bubble.. and puts the figure back on the peg.. he walks away.. with speed not even aknowleging that i'm there...
i'm fucking speachless, after a minute or two there's no one around so i venture over to the peg and the figure's a Luke Dagobah, it was cut pretty good so i pulled the paper out of the bubble and read it, it said "Luke; Vader is not your father, I am"
what the fuck... i put the figure back up onto its peg and get the fuck out of there without buying anything...